Wholockian

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dathen

fhskjfkd I forgot that Dracula is not only climbing on the castle walls to leave the castle, but to go from room to room WITHIN the castle.

Given Jonathan says that a) every door is locked and b) all the locks are new, there is strong textual support that Dracula installed a bajillion locks all at once, then either lost some of the keys or threw them in a drawer without paying attention to which went where. Now it’s just easier to crawl on the walls than try to dig up the right key for any given lock.

(and then there’s a special layer of horror for all the locks being new—it means that they were all installed specifically to imprison and contain Jonathan)

dathen

Jonathan: The key MUST be in Dracula’s room!!

Dracula, taking his shoes off for the sixth time that day: I am beginning to regret throwing all the keys off the cliff so my pet solicitor wouldn’t find them…